Jokes

ME & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Me : "19th August."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Me : "Every year."
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*ME & MY MANAGER*

The Manager asked Me at an interview... .
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
I replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."
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*ME & TRIP*
After returning from a  trip, I asked daddy, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Dad: "No! Why?"
Me : "In KLIA , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why."
Dad : ?????????
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*ME & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked me whether any great man was born in his village...
I said , "No sir, only babies were born here."
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*Me & My EXPERIMENT*
I was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First I cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then I cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, I cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, I said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
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*ME & DRIVER*
When I was travelling with parent, the driver adjusted the mirror.
  I shouted, "You are trying to see my daddy, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
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*I GOES TO HOTEL*
I went into a hotel. To wash my hands, I went to the washbasin.
Then when I had finished, I started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was I doing.
I pointed towards the signboard

"* WASH BASIN * "
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*ME & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
ME: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "